Have you ever had a day when you just felt like a butt?
Maybe you said something completely stupid, which made you worry about whether or not people thought you were a racist.
Were you a little too mean? Your tongue too sharp?
Or maybe you cut somebody off in traffic.
Perhaps you took the last cookie.
You clogged the toilet.
You regifted. Poorly.
Guess what? You’re human. It’s okay.
We all feel like butts sometimes.
And that’s a good thing – feeling like a butt.
Because if you were actually a butt, you probably wouldn’t feel it.
You may have a butt, but you are not one.