By: Mike Mozart

  1. Fold laundry.
  2. Put away laundry.
  3. Do anything remotely related to folding and/or putting away laundry.
  4. Dishes.
  5. Play volleyball.
  6. Wrap gifts. (I like giving them, though!)
  7. Shop for bathing suits.
  8. Play soccer or kickball or any sport that involves kicking something.
  9. See how much gets taken out of my paycheck every week.
  10. Not be myself.